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             [Note: Sose, (Danny Larson) died 
              in a skateboarding accident July 4, 2001. RIP] 
             Skateboarding has given me many, many things: happiness 
              beyond compare and new places to name only a couple. But most of 
              all, it has helped me acquire some amazing friends. One case in 
              point: Skrewface.  
                    He's not just a rapper that has been 
              involved with skateboarding for three  
              quarters of his life. In addition to my friend, he's what I prefer 
              to call real. Having been a crazy hiphop head since it was cool 
              to call it rap, around 1980, I've seen and heard a lot. In my opinion, 
              one cannot even consider calling him or herself a 'rapper' unless 
              he/she can, with zero preparation, on a whim, serve any challenger 
              to the point of embarrassment and/or tears. I'm not talking about 
              battling with verses you came up with on a notebook some 6 months 
              ago. You gotta be able to freestyle or you got nothin. I could never 
              do it, still can't, never will. Skrewface can and does without hesitation. 
               
                    Challenge him and you'll walk away 
              thinking, "damn, why'd he have to go and do me like that??" Don't 
              let the above illustration of his freestyle gift of gab shadow how 
              rounded a musician he is, extremely versatile. And to top it off, 
              he's down to earth and super cool about everything. I could ramble 
              on about him and his abilities forever. I'm not here to do that. 
              I'm a nobody, from nowhere, with nothing left to say except, Enjoy... 
               
                    Sit back, relax and throw this, 'Metaphorgasm 
              (Radio Edit)', 
              in your Real Player while you read and visualize the following 
              information....  
            sose: As far as skateboarding and hiphop goes, tell 
              us about some of your influences. 
              SF: Both can be answered with one thing: The 
              East Coast. 
             sose: True that. What motivates you to do what you 
              do? 
              SF: Porn!!! lol. Naw, MCing to me is the only 
              thing I have in my life to express myself. So when people hear me 
              expressing myself and then can identify or feel what I'm saying, 
              I get psyched that I have the ability to affect people. 
             sose: Porn, haha. How old are you and where did you 
              grow up? 
              SF: 20. I grew up in South Jersey, moved to 
              Florida when I was 9. NOTE: The South didn't become dirty 'til I 
              moved there. 
             sose: Dirtballs 'R Us. Where do you see yourself in 
              10 years?  
              SF: Releasing my album....dirty old man: a 
              decade of perverted roughnecked hiphop classics. 
             sose: At what point did you realize you could rap? 
              SF: I used to see my brother rhyming all the 
              time....freestyling and s**t..I used to get psyched on how people 
              reacted so I tried to write some verses...then one night we came 
              home from skating and he was rhyming..and I said hey can I try and 
              I spit some verse and they went nuts..from that day on I knew. 
             sose: Fresh! Are you into the party scene, drugs and 
              stuff? 
              SF: I break it down like this, I don't condone 
              anyone for doing drugs, that's their choice..but I hate alcohol..that 
              is the devils tool...I've seen my best friend die from it..seen 
              my childhood decease from my father's addiction to it..almost witnessed 
              my brother kill himself over it...I heard a song off the new QB's 
              Finest album where they're saying drive drunk to this for the chorus...that 
              s**t pissed me off bad....these people need to realize that what 
              they do and say affects people whether they like it or not.  
            sose: Tell us a little about the All Out Bums: 
              SF: It started out as Always Out Bombing....graffiti 
              crew..'til we all got lazy, then we changed it...it was started 
              by my brother Afex and our boy Aime One....now it's me, Afex, Dab, 
              Paraphraze, Cike Onez, Paulie Knuckles, En One (R.I.P), Prasad, 
              Smple, and you...that's my family.  
              
            sose: Tight. So you write graffiti too. When did you 
              start doing that? 
              SF: About 5 years ago....400 tag names later 
              I'm now y-ser one...   
            sose: How do you feel about the hiphop/skateboading 
              scene today? 
              SF: In both cases too commercial....skaters 
              got big headed really fast...I skated for 14 years of my life..know 
              it in and out...kids are trying to be rock stars..pros need to realize 
              they aren't s**t to anyone outside of skateboarding. So if a kid 
              wants your autograph you should feel pretty damn good.  
            sose: I agree. What are some of your other interests? 
              SF: Lately watching movies....especially Kevin 
              Smith flicks. Sometimes I feel like that cat writes movies geared 
              for my enjoyment. And playing Dreamcast.  
            sose: Do you work?  
              SF: Yeah at Domino's Pizza 8 hours a week 
              hahahahahaha.  
            sose: Big money, bad Andy, haha. What did you wanna 
              be when you were growing up?  
              SF: I wanted to get paid money to sleep.  
            sose: I wanted to be a ninja, haha. What's your earliest 
              childhood memory? 
              SF: My mom taking me to buy my first board 
              when I was 5...Tony Hawk XR2 trucks and Slimeball wheels with Rip 
              Grip and green grip tape.  
            sose: Favorite skate video(s)? 
              SF: Blind Video Days and Eastern Exposure 
              3. 
             sose: Nice choices. Are you a lover or a fighter? 
               
              SF: I fight my lovers.  
            sose: haha, What's the hardest thing for Skrewface 
              to deal with these days? 
              SF: Me losing part of the A.O.B....Ian S. 
              Inswasty REST IN PEACE. That was my f***ing boy right there!..I 
              ain't been the same since he passed..just life in general, there 
              have been many times I've wanted to take it.  
            sose: Ian Rest In Peace, no doubt. Are you tight with 
              your family? 
              SF: Hell yeah...me and my brother are best 
              friends...and without my mom I think one of those suicides would've 
              been acted out.... my dad was a bad alcoholic growing up and he's 
              a little hard headed, but deep down I love him.  
            sose: Right on. What's the best place you've ever been? 
              SF: At the Hardrock Cafe watching the Kids 
              in the Hall on tour after 5 years.  
            sose: I still can't believe I missed that. Have you 
              ever been in any legal troubles?  
              SF: Trespass warrants out the ass...note to 
              Tony Hawk: don't ever skate anywhere in my town cause you'd have 
              about 60 at every spot hehehehe. 
             sose: haha, Do you have a girlfriend? 
              SF: Yeah she's what I'm using to type this. 
               
            sose: Oh damn!! Are you happy? 
              SF: To be perfectly honest, no. 
             sose: Why?  
              SF: There's so much more I wanna accomplish...I'm 
              not happy with the fact that I can't motivate myself..I've gotten 
              lazy as f**k.   
            sose: I know how you feel, I've been having the same 
              problem with skating. I do have to tell you though, you and your 
              bro have been a huge motivation for me. You guys are way too cool 
              to be wasting your time dealing with me. Next question: Why are 
              you here? 
              SF: I really have no clue...that's part of 
              the reason I've lost my motivation...not thinking I have a purpose. 
              sose, you're one of my main motivations to rhyme. I've never seen 
              anyone I know place that much faith and confidence in me.  
              
            sose: I've seriously never seen anyone with the kinda 
              skills you have. I can't help but always tell you how dope you are. 
              It's like once I think you've shown me the real deal, you flip it 
              to another level. It blows my mind. Do you see yourself somehow 
              being involved with skateboarding and/or hiphop forever? 
              SF: Well, considering I collapsed my ankle, 
              skating is pretty much out of the question. Even though I show it 
              all my love and support..and hopefully hiphop will return to the 
              essence and I won't get too disgusted to do it anymore.  
               
               
            sose: True, hopefully skating will return as well. 
              I'm so sick of people trying to show everybody up. It seems that 
              the art of 'sessioning' is dead in a sense, you know? 
              SF: Exactly; I'd rather ride around doing 
              no complys and have fun..then try to become a pro for all the wrong 
              reasons..I think kids nowadays tend to start skating for all the 
              wrong reasons.  
            sose: I agree. Do you like to travel? 
              SF: I'd like to travel a lot..I just went 
              to Philly, Jersey and New York a few months ago and I realized there's 
              so much more out there.  
            sose: Do you have a favorite movie or book? 
              SF: The Outsiders for both.  
            sose: Favorite skater(s)? 
              SF: The Gonz and Ricky Oyola.  
            sose: Do you have any musical influences outside of 
              hiphop? 
              SF: I'm really into hardcore music. i.e. Sick 
              of it All, Hate Breed, Mad Ball and my favorite band right now is 
              E-Town Concrete, those cats are so ill I suggest buying anything 
              they make....I know a lot of heads are gonna read this and be like: 
              why are these people interviewing a rapper??...I grew up being into 
              punkrock...but after like 92 it got all watered down and I lost 
              interest in it a lot....it's funny, I see mad kids with chain wallets, 
              mohawks and cut off shorts and s**t that people used to make fun 
              of me for wearing ..guess it's cool to not be cool nowadays.  
            sose: Very true. I once heard a quote that I'll never 
              forget: 'the underground of yesterday is the mainstream of today', 
              don't know who said it though. What other aliases do you go by besides 
              Skrewface and Yser one? 
              SF: The White Dolemite...Optimus Rhyme....Ellegance 
              1....and Big Dave.  
            sose: You forgot Dolemic, I remember that from awhile 
              back. Okay, I'm assuming your best experience was the KITH show 
              correct? 
              SF: Yeah.  
            sose: Worst? 
              SF: Realizing that I coulda stopped Ian's 
              death but I let fate beat me.  
            sose: Damn, that sucks. Any closing comments? Anything 
              else you'd like to add that I definitely missed cause I suck at 
              this? 
              SF: Be yourself....sounds cliché but 
              it's been the only advice I've ever recieved that I took to heart. 
              Be on the lookout for my LP: "The White 
              Dolemite: Big and Dirty" [see 
              photo above] 
            sose: Shout outs? 
              SF: First off, God...sorry I've been disrespectful..my 
              mom + dad...the A.O.B. click...I'm bringing us all to the top...Lauren, 
              my best friend, the only woman besides my mom I love...my boys Eric, 
              Bobby Desel, and Owen...RealSkate Mag for helping an underground 
              artist get exposure...and sose for getting them to do it.  
            For more information on Skrew Face and 
              to hear more audio, visit his website (conceived, created, and maintained 
              by Skrew Face himself). 
              
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